So I'm turning this blog into a combination effort, a platform--nay, pedestal for my thoughts on being a law student who lacks the conventionally-required kind of "drive", along with occassional irreverent comics and self-inflicted motivational techniques to support a fledging career in entertainment writing.

All will be discussed, I assume, at some point later on; but the preceeding is hereby declared "notice".

My goal is to be on the Daily Show, but in such a universe as that show is hosted by Elizabeth Hasselback and is watched by rich people who would pay to see me talk.